I normally work in architectural lighting (that's when I don't fool around with Aphasia ;-). My clients are mainly Architects and Consulting Engineers.

So I thought, Phil, a member of our team, would particularely enjoy this one ..

As the drawing did not scan very well, here the text (click on picture to enlarge):



THE SWING PRINCIPLE OF CONTRACT MANAGEMENT

1. as required by the client
2. as proposed by the Architect specification
3. as designed by the Consultant (Phil, that is!)
4. as produced by the manufactuer (that's me, in part at least!)
5. as installed on site by the Contractor
6. what the tenant wanted !!

Author: Wilfried Dautlich, also know as Willy, Wille etc

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A man goes to the Doctor

"I keep getting a ringing in the ears and a sensation in the head".

The Dr. examined him and said! There is nothing wrong with you!.

As the man walked down the road he thought he would buy himself a shirt.

The man in the shop said ! I will just measure you!t collar size, ah yes he said ! It is a 17 1/2.

That can't be right said the man I always take 16 1/2.

You don't want to do that said the man from the shop if you do that ! You will get a ringing in the ears and a sensation in the head.

(just showsw doctors are not always right).

sent in by DEREK.

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another one by DEREK

Just to cheer you up here is a silly joke

2 P nuts were walking down the street
1 was a salted.

Bum bum.

by DEREK

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